Forgot I had lowered my chair and sat on my balls. PGP.
Relating to Stanley from “The Office”. PGP.
I’ve been hungover while being ghosted on the past two days. This is what mental death feels like.
Finally synced my work email to my phone, now I’m “accessible” at all times. PGP.
Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.
Just when they lost me after last season… they rope me back in.
Not knowing KK means weed. PGP
Your coworkers telling you that they’ll “See you next year.” As they leave for the long weekend. PGP.
Instead of a Christmas bonus the owner of the company gave everyone a cheap bottle of wine from his family vineyard. It tastes awful. PGP