Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

The struggle of trying to dress for how cold it is outside versus how warm the office is. PGP.

Moses having a 40-year dry streak. PGP.

Those entry level marketing jobs that are clearly pyramid schemes are looking and better and better. PGP.

Having four dress shirts and two pairs of pants in the weekly rotation. PGP.

Gave my two week notice today. Best day at work in months. PGP.

I feel congratulations are in order. Our warehouse has officially gone eleven days without a stabbing incident. PGP.