My orange juice tasted really good in the car this morning. Then I realized I didn’t brush my teeth. PGP.

My boss said “We’re done beating around the bush” today and instead of laughing, I just thought about how little sex I’m having. PGP.

Finding a unused shaker bottle with protein powder in it from a year ago. PGP.

My office has started playing Christmas music. PGP.

My manager’s email signature is a Marilyn Monroe quote. PGP.

Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.

Went on a date with a guy. His dad added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Being more stressed out from having nothing to do than by having a lot to do. PGP.

Glad to be on call, so I have an excuse to not go out. PGP.

Having to save up for any purchase over $100. PGP.