When you wear less makeup to work and your coworkers all take you aside to ask what’s wrong. “You look so sad today”. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

How long have you been working here? PGP.

My secret handicap stall now has a lock to gain access. PGP.

My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

Road trips with your boss.

The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.

I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.

Made a game time decision to wear my “fun” socks to work. Most exciting thing I did all week. PGP.