First off VHS2 is the superior movie in the series. I’m both shocked and appalled by the lack of movies set in haunted asylums (Grave Encounters is absolutely incredible) and where’s the classic body horror? The Fly, The Thing – hell any John Carpenter movie. And no Clive Barker ownership era (fuck Sony) Hellraiser movies should automatically disqualify this list.
I’d wish I could manipulate probability à la that one button in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. That gets me around the “no wishing for more wishes” rule because I’m basically god now. The other two? I dunno, a sandwich and chips maybe.
Koozies aren’t meant to keep the sun from heating up your beer. They’re meant to keep your hand from heating up your beer and to keep your hand from getting wet from condensation. You can have my koozies when you pry them from my cold – yet well insulated – dead hands.
First off Nero d’Avola is a wine grape so if it’s also considered a blend they did something wrong. It can’t be both a Nero d’Avola and a red blend unless it’s a traditional Nero d’Avola blend (Nero d’Avola and Frappato is a classic example) in which case they’d label it as such. I highly recommend trying a properly crafted Nero d’Avola as it’s one of the best wine varietals out there.
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Spooky just rolls off the tongue so nicely.
First off VHS2 is the superior movie in the series. I’m both shocked and appalled by the lack of movies set in haunted asylums (Grave Encounters is absolutely incredible) and where’s the classic body horror? The Fly, The Thing – hell any John Carpenter movie. And no Clive Barker ownership era (fuck Sony) Hellraiser movies should automatically disqualify this list.
Wish that you always had exactly as much money as you need in your account.
I’d wish I could manipulate probability à la that one button in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. That gets me around the “no wishing for more wishes” rule because I’m basically god now. The other two? I dunno, a sandwich and chips maybe.
Jokes on you, we don’t have an HR department.
You couldn’t pay me to take Knicks tickets.
I’m a Ladue Horton Watkins Alum. This mother is 1 in a million. We’re not all like that.
This is just meth-head Youppie
We get most shit right when it comes to snacks
With complimentary quarter zip for those cooler afternoons
“Coffee for Jake!”
In order: war, pestilence, famine, death.
You must hate your taste buds and your liver.
Look up baby polar bear walking. You’re welcome
Grilled cheese and dunkaroos with Capri Sun
Hell, you can look up the recipe and have the grocery store deliver the ingredients to you for less.
You act like falling asleep to Netflix and beer isn’t the American Dream.
Koozies aren’t meant to keep the sun from heating up your beer. They’re meant to keep your hand from heating up your beer and to keep your hand from getting wet from condensation. You can have my koozies when you pry them from my cold – yet well insulated – dead hands.
First off Nero d’Avola is a wine grape so if it’s also considered a blend they did something wrong. It can’t be both a Nero d’Avola and a red blend unless it’s a traditional Nero d’Avola blend (Nero d’Avola and Frappato is a classic example) in which case they’d label it as such. I highly recommend trying a properly crafted Nero d’Avola as it’s one of the best wine varietals out there.
NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake it but he insisted they film on site.