-Legalize registered sale and consumption of all narcotics to consenting adults. It’s not the government’s job to tell you what you can and can’t put into your body. All nonviolent drug offenders immediately pardonned and sale taxed heavily.
-abolish federal income tax. Replace with consumption sales tax and usage tax for interstates
-get the fuck out of the Middle East. Not our country not our problem.
-abolish political parties
-create on site VISA application program so anyone can come here, work, pay taxes, and leave when they’re paperwork is up (as long as they no security threat is revealed from an extensive vetting process.)
-abolish required minimum wage but give companies bigger and bigger property tax breaks for paying their employees more than suggested minimum wage ($10 an hour to start.) The better you pay your employees the more money you save. Do the same with healthcare.
-no federal healthcare however, state level healthcare would be greatly endorsed albeit not required.
-expand payment and benefits for law enforcement, educators, military, and emergency first responders.
-separate positions of POTUS and Commander in Chief for all non-veteran presidents. Should a non-veteran win the White House CiC responsibilities will fall to SECDEF
-no corporate bailouts. We’re going straight capitalist Darwinism. Survival of the fittest.
-military action only used on foreign soil if a direct ally is attacked or if foreign power pays us for it’s use
-privatize welfare with same tax breaks mentioned above
-send all Bandwagon Pats, Warriors, and Predators fans to labor camps.
Diamonds are not rare and next to worthless in a free market and only exist as necessity for engagement because one company own 80% of all of them and they launched an ad campaign in the 20s to make people them the end all be all of dowries. The vitamin water links to a specific memory that in their lives that no one else has. It’s 100% completely unique. You tell me which is better.
That’s how a lot of guys are with our sports teams. People act like this is some unique thing but the truth is that, as humans, we’re all a psychotic fucking mess. The best of us just accept that and don’t worry about it.
I’m not exactly the greatest barometer of human emotion (or even a good one) but I don’t see why guys would be bothered by dating successful women. Why not go with the most fit mate like every other animal?
The single best piece of advice I ever got was to find happiness like you find a new pair of shoes. When you’re getting new shoes you find a style you like then try on a few sizes to see what fits best then look at insoles etc etc. When people look for happiness, too often they never bykher to define it. So define it the same way you would a new pair of shoes.
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Isn’t he married to some hooker named Mary?
The Boss’s version of Santa Claus is coming to town should be top 3 and it’s not even included on this list. This is an unforgivable oversight.
L’chaim
Don’t reboot The Office. We have enough shit-tier reboots that exist solely to make money. Be happy with what we have and stfu
Sicily is absolutely incredible. You have to add it to any Italy trip.
This is why the aliens won’t talk to us.
Can we still flood out the stupids?
-Legalize registered sale and consumption of all narcotics to consenting adults. It’s not the government’s job to tell you what you can and can’t put into your body. All nonviolent drug offenders immediately pardonned and sale taxed heavily.
-abolish federal income tax. Replace with consumption sales tax and usage tax for interstates
-get the fuck out of the Middle East. Not our country not our problem.
-abolish political parties
-create on site VISA application program so anyone can come here, work, pay taxes, and leave when they’re paperwork is up (as long as they no security threat is revealed from an extensive vetting process.)
-abolish required minimum wage but give companies bigger and bigger property tax breaks for paying their employees more than suggested minimum wage ($10 an hour to start.) The better you pay your employees the more money you save. Do the same with healthcare.
-no federal healthcare however, state level healthcare would be greatly endorsed albeit not required.
-expand payment and benefits for law enforcement, educators, military, and emergency first responders.
-separate positions of POTUS and Commander in Chief for all non-veteran presidents. Should a non-veteran win the White House CiC responsibilities will fall to SECDEF
-no corporate bailouts. We’re going straight capitalist Darwinism. Survival of the fittest.
-military action only used on foreign soil if a direct ally is attacked or if foreign power pays us for it’s use
-privatize welfare with same tax breaks mentioned above
-send all Bandwagon Pats, Warriors, and Predators fans to labor camps.
They’re gonna make 1 Pirates movie and it’s gonna be shit but we’ll pay for it. Fucking reboot trend is gonna ruin movies.
Diamonds are not rare and next to worthless in a free market and only exist as necessity for engagement because one company own 80% of all of them and they launched an ad campaign in the 20s to make people them the end all be all of dowries. The vitamin water links to a specific memory that in their lives that no one else has. It’s 100% completely unique. You tell me which is better.
Getting one fucktonne of work done so I can fly down for The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party next weekend.
Melissa George in Dark City. Got it for a buck at a garage sale. Part of what got me so into horror movies and Australian women.
That’s how a lot of guys are with our sports teams. People act like this is some unique thing but the truth is that, as humans, we’re all a psychotic fucking mess. The best of us just accept that and don’t worry about it.
I’m not exactly the greatest barometer of human emotion (or even a good one) but I don’t see why guys would be bothered by dating successful women. Why not go with the most fit mate like every other animal?
Lack of respect.
Get drunk, watch hockey
Shows a complete lack of disrespect for the Good Robot Us’s.
Please God let “sexy Gritty” never be a thing.
Go as a solar eclipse. One of you dress in all yellow, the other in all black. Whoever’s in black periodically walks in front of whoever’s in yellow.
The single best piece of advice I ever got was to find happiness like you find a new pair of shoes. When you’re getting new shoes you find a style you like then try on a few sizes to see what fits best then look at insoles etc etc. When people look for happiness, too often they never bykher to define it. So define it the same way you would a new pair of shoes.