When I feel too lazy to work, I’ll answer all the SportsNation polls to look like I’m busy. PGP.

I got a job in my college town. So now when I’m out, I’m referred to as “that old guy.” PGP.

My only Tinder match in the past week ended up blocking me. I didn’t even say hi. PGP.

Deleted my birth year on Facebook. PGP.

Getting hired for a job, but not really knowing what you’ll actually be doing. PGP.

My friends are getting engaged and buying homes. I still sleep in an extra-long twin bed. PGP.

I don’t remember the last time my bank account hit 5 digits. PGP.

I now consider 3 Tinder matches in a row a “hot streak.” PGP.

Taking personal advantage of Fathers’ Day sales because you need them more than your old man. PGP.