Coming in for a full day with nothing to do but attend a meeting scheduled for the last hour. PGP.

Everytime I hear the printer firing up outside my office, I know that’s my cue to make it appear as if I’m working. PGP.

You’re either the slacker who called in sick or the jerk who got the office sick. PGP

My mom suggested that I get a tinder. PGP.

I worked late tonight. Not because I was busy, but just because I really had nothing else to do. PGP.

I stirred up some office drama by not inviting one of the lunch regulars to lunch. PGP.

Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.

I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.

Is it a bad move for me to ask our new temp hire if she’d like to connect with me on LinkedIn? PGP.