Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.

Doing Team Trivia multiple times a week for the hope of a restaurant gift card. PGP

“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.” #PGP

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.

Considering getting a tattoo just so that you don’t look like every other average white male in business casual. PGP.

Being too tired at the end of the work day to look for a new job. PGP.

Personal phone at 12pm, 15%. Work phone at 12pm, 98%. PGP.