I got a tattoo with a badass backstory and its been one of the best decisions of my life. It’s somewhere where I can see it every day and use it as a little morning motivation, or some reflection, or just to check out how big my triceps are getting. I recommend booking a consolation with an artist who’s work you like and shooting the shit about your idea for a while and let him draw something unique up.
Easiest thing to make at home. 1 cup Coarse ground coffee over night in an old iced tea container and a French press. Way cheaper than buying it, same effectiveness.
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This is true, hard to find, friendship. Not belligerent support and cotton candy words. Well done.
First dates are easy. There needs to be an app for meeting the family, that’s when the real problems begin.
I got a tattoo with a badass backstory and its been one of the best decisions of my life. It’s somewhere where I can see it every day and use it as a little morning motivation, or some reflection, or just to check out how big my triceps are getting. I recommend booking a consolation with an artist who’s work you like and shooting the shit about your idea for a while and let him draw something unique up.
Everyone knows the real athletes play Ultimate Frisbee
Mailed it in and ordered Domino’s. Regret is real but lunch tomorrow is taken care of
Easiest thing to make at home. 1 cup Coarse ground coffee over night in an old iced tea container and a French press. Way cheaper than buying it, same effectiveness.
Scorpion hunting is what we do for fun on drunk Friday nights in AZ. Grab a blow torch and a UV light and you’re in business.
I’m 21x more likely to not give a fuck about what color my text bubble is
Leftovers happen to be the fatal flaws of my personal favorite meal to cook: Stir Fry-day
Too many bread sticks and awkward sexual tension at Olive Garden
Nothing satiates gluttony like all you can eat bread sticks at Olive Garden
Maybe I should have written a play about office ediquitte instead of demented teenagers ruining their dad’s house.
As my 155th sonnet clearly states: doth protest too much if you paid thousands of dollars to learn how to write creatively