Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

The follow-up to the follow-up. PGP

I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.

Being the first person to crack open a beer in the corporate skybox. PGPM.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

Finished another book of checks #PGP