Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.
Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.
The follow-up to the follow-up. PGP
I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.
Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.
I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.
Being the first person to crack open a beer in the corporate skybox. PGPM.
Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.
Finished another book of checks #PGP