1. Mrs. Fields original chocolate chip after a long day of trying on 993s at my local shopping mall in 2003
2. Grandma’s Peanut Butter from a vending machine
3. Chips Ahoy Chewies
I’m gonna side with John here. As someone who has 100% done this (to try to fix myself, to try to fix relationships), the excitement wears off after a few months and then you’re left with the same shitty, busted ass thing you had before. If you think moving to a new city will fix you or make you more interesting, you’re deadass wrong. #teamduda
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“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.” -Robert Louis Stevenson -Brian McGannon
Is this the guy who said he tries to get girls pregnant all the time?
Quick power ranking:
1. Mrs. Fields original chocolate chip after a long day of trying on 993s at my local shopping mall in 2003
2. Grandma’s Peanut Butter from a vending machine
3. Chips Ahoy Chewies
this triggered me
First rookie to speak up gets me a diet pepsi
Let me check with my guy at National.
How many episodes of ‘Kevin Can Wait’ do you currently have saved on your DVR?
Anton’s is so legit. A few more: J. Gilbert’s, The Majestic, JJ’s, and even though it’s gotten a bad rap recently, I still fucking love Plaza III.
Spell my fucking name right. Pierpont’s.
I’m gonna side with John here. As someone who has 100% done this (to try to fix myself, to try to fix relationships), the excitement wears off after a few months and then you’re left with the same shitty, busted ass thing you had before. If you think moving to a new city will fix you or make you more interesting, you’re deadass wrong. #teamduda
Legitimately the greatest compliment I’ve ever received.
Old Navy in 1999
If this isn’t the easiest week on the calendar for you, get a new job.
It’s never not needed. This is our medicine.
Hey you too, man.
Bathroom/Kitchen: 30+ inches
Bedroom: 43+ inches
Living Room: 60+ inches
Basement: 70+ inches
The hard is what makes it great, John.
Sub the brioche with croissants and you’re on your way, dog. http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/smoky-chorizo-stuffing