I’d rather spend my time at a wedding reception taking advantage of the open bar. You can dance any time, anywhere, but there’s only one occasion where you can order 15 drinks throughout a night and not wake up to a $100+ deficit in your checking account the next morning.
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*your male co-worker. Please don’t do this to the real Andrea.
You should, like, kill his parents, make chili from their corpses, and trick Andrea into eating it.
*one
Because there are way too many people out there who think they’ll only get once chance at love.
She just might be the most punchable person in this country.
But why would you name it Puzzles?
Awww I’m so jealous, I only make 1 Chipotle an hour
Touché.
Spoiler: literally everyone dies.
You should burn down your office just to be safe.
sup?
Frozen 2?
On one hand, I shouldn’t have racked up debt on a credit card, but on the other hand, I had a kick-ass final semester in college #NoRagrets.
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Well, that’s one way to glaze a donut, I guess.
no Friends fans out there?
Fuck this shit. I should be able to interview for a job at Gucci without getting fired from my job at Ralph Lauren.
I’d rather spend my time at a wedding reception taking advantage of the open bar. You can dance any time, anywhere, but there’s only one occasion where you can order 15 drinks throughout a night and not wake up to a $100+ deficit in your checking account the next morning.
The simpler question to answer is what’s right with her? Nothing.
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