The three-day week of Thanksgiving introducing more stress in your life than your average five-day work week.

Using “per my last email” twice before 9:30 a.m. on a Friday to create some momentum before the weekend.

Coworker forgot to press mute on a conference call and the entire company heard her say, “Fuck this shit.”

Having a date at 8 p.m. and already worrying you’ll get home past your bedtime.

The inaudible sigh you give when your work phone rings.

My computer screen is visible to the majority of the office.