Man Writes Hilarious Script Outlining What Would’ve Happened Had Odell Beckham Talked To Lena Dunham

Man Writes Hilarious Script Outlining What Would've Happened Had Odell Beckham Talked To Lena Dunham

In case you haven’t heard, Lena Dunham is outraged. Okay, well, that’s not really news considering she’s always outraged. But this time, it might be worse than the time when she thought serving Asian food in a dining hall was cultural appropriation.

This time, she’s mad that Odell Beckham Jr., a wide receiver for The New York Football Giants, didn’t talk to her at The Met Gala. This is dumb. Really dumb. If someone wrote a column about me every single time I ignored them at a wedding reception (I’m not bougie enough to go to galas yet), you could compile them into a book longer than “War and Peace.”

Fortunately for everyone, the internet has a sense of humor unlike Lena Dunham and someone wrote a script about what would’ve happened had ODB actually engaged with her rather than surfed Instagram (again, something we all do). The results of this script were phenomenal and accurate.

No word on whether or not Lena has written a follow-up to this on Lenny or an entire Girls episode about how two people with completely different interests in life somehow didn’t hit it off. But I’m sure it’s not the last we’ll hear from her considering she’s already gone on a Facebook rant involving Amy Schumer in this.

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Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries (Twitter / Instagram). Email me at

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