As a guy, I enjoy both yoga, and mat pilates. Not only is it good exercise, but also it’s also exercise where you get to stare at babes in yoga pants the whole time.
I feel like the type of people who make marriage pacts are the same types of people who think that you can’t have a happy and fulfilling life unless you get married.
Are you sure that your smart phone’s charging port isn’t just getting clogged with lint and dust from being in your pocket? That happens to my phone, and I just clean it out with a can of air duster.
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Actually, never mind. I’d probably get along very well with him.
I wouldn’t. He is high-key an asshole.
As a guy, I enjoy both yoga, and mat pilates. Not only is it good exercise, but also it’s also exercise where you get to stare at babes in yoga pants the whole time.
I feel like the type of people who make marriage pacts are the same types of people who think that you can’t have a happy and fulfilling life unless you get married.
Oh just fuck me up.
R.I.P. Stacy, 2017-2017.
Interesting observation. *develops protocol to test this experimentally*
This is 100% not the thought process of a Siberian husky.
Ok, but were you drunk tho?
Well, did you tell her yes, or knope?
I can relate to this comment on a spiritual level.
Using apathy as a coping mechanism for having a shitty job. PGP
In that case, I think I’ll just stay single and put that money to buying a bunch of booze, and a bunch of puppies.
Aww that just ruined my Monday
Or better yet, just don’t post pictures of your kid on social media. We follow you, not your damn kid.
Fettuccine alfredo and all the whiskey sours my liver can handle.
User name DEFINITELY checks out.
Found the baby boomer
User name checks out.
Are you sure that your smart phone’s charging port isn’t just getting clogged with lint and dust from being in your pocket? That happens to my phone, and I just clean it out with a can of air duster.
I’m starting to think TheRealJesus isn’t the real Jesus.