BlackoutToaster 7 years ago on Displaced Texan Chronicles: Biker Chicks Fuck outta here with that bullshit! 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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BlackoutToaster 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Retail Therapy Would and then quit. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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BlackoutToaster 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: First Day Looks like Girl’s manners depreciated along with her work ethic. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
BlackoutToaster 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Part-Time Job She doesn’t. Todd “reimburses” her. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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BlackoutToaster 7 years ago on Wait, Since When Did It Become Acceptable To Wear Socks To Bed? So when do you plan on sharing this story? 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
BlackoutToaster 7 years ago on Leftovers Make The World Go Round I can personally confirm the heating up pizza after getting blackout drunk trick. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Fuck outta here with that bullshit!
It makes you Mr. Garrison.
Had an infantry buddy refer to my field artillery friend as “cum shooting fucks.”
Wholeheartedly agree with you Nick. I’m not sure if they’re unfunny or I grew out of them.
Fuck that shit.
I agree with the dark and musk preferences but there’s no need to gate-keep.
Things Girls Do After Graduation: Crippling Narcissism
Would and then quit.
You have a unique and interesting perspective on life. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Daddy never nipped her entitlement in the bud because “she’s a princess.”
Looks like Girl’s manners depreciated along with her work ethic.
She doesn’t. Todd “reimburses” her.
Can’t save the world if we’re detached from the other 95% of it.
So when do you plan on sharing this story?
I can personally confirm the heating up pizza after getting blackout drunk trick.
I almost shed a tear while reading this retweet! Best Monday ever!
Let’s be real. We all know Dude kipped on his set of 5.
We knew guys from our university gyms who do this crap.
Can we just make a GoFundMe for a bunch of producers so Will can turn this into a Netflix original series? I’d pay a whole new subscription for that.
I’d say 100% if “going” means regular attendance.