“Did you ever leave last night?” PGP.

My floor’s bathroom stalls do not get reception. PGP.

“Hit me up on LinkedIn.” PGP.

Being the only one told to “take it easy” at the Holiday Party tomorrow. PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

Legitimately upset I forgot about the coupons I had in my pocket at the grocery store. PGP.

SEC football was better when I was in college. PGP.