“All I want for Mother’s Day is for you to find a nice girl.” PGP.

I’m way too excited about my new travel mug.

Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.

Hallway head nods. PGP

My boss thinks I’m “too fast with computers” to do my job well. PGP.

I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

My Mom is more popular than me on Facebook now. PGP.

Laboring on Labor Day. PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Living vicariously through the interns. PGP.