The one week on, one month off workout routine. PGP.

When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.

My boss is a mix of incredibly attractive and completely unattainable. PGP.

My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP.

Now I know what my parents were talking about. PGP.

1: “Who in the fuck brewed decaf?” 2: “Some virgin.” PGP.

I was so excited about getting this job. Now I’m only excited for lunch. PGP.

All Mint.com does is remind me that the majority of my income is spent on alcohol. PGP.