Rachel, there’s actually a whole community of people out there just like you, the Jews! That being said I think seafood is delicious and will never keep kosher like my family.
Gotta agree with DC on this one, c’mon Bill. During this stage in life, the point isn’t to get laid as quickly as possible, the point is to find someone who is cute, understanding of the situation in a humorous and self-deprecating way, and potentially datable. My roommate and best friend lost his at 23 (he sealed the deal with a cute coworker of his) so I think I can speak from 2nd hand experience on this.
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Those ocean puns were inspiring, I BOW to you CMV. I CURRENT-ly SEA you as the most punny PGP writer as of late.
Layovers hundred percent do not count. Everywhere else, I consider having been if I had time to take a nice big ole dump.
congrats on the bj
Going to Canada doesn’t count as traveling abroad.
Better to go alone than to go with the wrong person.
I was told to go find a mentor and role-model in my field after graduating, best advice I got.
Name checks out.
wasn’t prepared to be this introspective on a Friday morning, damn
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that and Red Rocks.
I’ve been a closet DMB since high school, the Duda endorsement just makes me want to bury myself deeper in the closet.
Was Andrew even hungover? I can barely setup a tent sober!
Beat me to it.
Don’t think I have enough time to say all these things during my 30 second window.
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I don’t think anyone could get into a serious relationship with Ted Cruz, not alone on that one.
Rachel, there’s actually a whole community of people out there just like you, the Jews! That being said I think seafood is delicious and will never keep kosher like my family.
Gotta agree with DC on this one, c’mon Bill. During this stage in life, the point isn’t to get laid as quickly as possible, the point is to find someone who is cute, understanding of the situation in a humorous and self-deprecating way, and potentially datable. My roommate and best friend lost his at 23 (he sealed the deal with a cute coworker of his) so I think I can speak from 2nd hand experience on this.
Totally agree. Where are the hookerbots and floozies?
The Cavs didn’t lose bc of Smith’s suspension. The Sixers won bc they are still riding the wave of the Eagles Super Bowl victory.