It’s well deserved. Dewars is well scotch. You might as well order McCormicks Vodka on the rocks.
If you want a blended Scotch on the rocks at least order black label. If you want to get into single malts try a variety of 12 year varieties and see what you prefer before dropping coin on any higher end stuff.
But don’t order Dewars on the rocks and call yourself a “scotch guy”. Respect the brotherhood.
I wanted either an origins story or 30+ min of new material. I got neither. Maybe that’s on me for not calibrating my expectations but it was just old material and I thought ole Jerry was kind of (understandably) rusty. It’s not like this guy is touring around the Midwest trying to perfect a new routine. Maybe the 2nd special will be an attempt at new material. i can hope.
You now have carte blanche to ask again. And you don’t have to play this charade again, just text “You wanna hang out tonight?” any Friday or Saturday after midnight. You’ll know when its time to move on when she stops responding.
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Stay in your lane Hodge
You couldn’t keep up Don….
Being a Todd Packer. PGPM.
I’ve been drinking glitter beer for years.
It’s called ordering a Miller Lite at a strip club.
Stop trolling me…
It’s well deserved. Dewars is well scotch. You might as well order McCormicks Vodka on the rocks.
If you want a blended Scotch on the rocks at least order black label. If you want to get into single malts try a variety of 12 year varieties and see what you prefer before dropping coin on any higher end stuff.
But don’t order Dewars on the rocks and call yourself a “scotch guy”. Respect the brotherhood.
I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this but pencil skirts are f’n sexy…
Big fan…
I concur
Fuck your metabolism for that list even being an option in your life…
2 chicks at the same time
Get out of here with your Big Dentist agenda…
Does anyone else think “Dr. Dolittle: Tail to the Chief” sounds like a porn title?
We all know Dwight fucks…
Just… no…
I don’t know man. I was disappointed.
I wanted either an origins story or 30+ min of new material. I got neither. Maybe that’s on me for not calibrating my expectations but it was just old material and I thought ole Jerry was kind of (understandably) rusty. It’s not like this guy is touring around the Midwest trying to perfect a new routine. Maybe the 2nd special will be an attempt at new material. i can hope.
#EndSugarShaming
Stop. Putting. The. P****. On. A. Pedestal.
Josh,
You now have carte blanche to ask again. And you don’t have to play this charade again, just text “You wanna hang out tonight?” any Friday or Saturday after midnight. You’ll know when its time to move on when she stops responding.
You’re welcome.
Lava Lamp or GTFO
“Munching on treats”… is that what the kids are calling oral these days?