1. Knob creek rocks
2. Duck, Duck, Cuck.
3. You all talk big on your golf game. When are we going to see some score cards with signatures in addition to a notary being present. I want some physical evidence boys.
P.S. I’m still mad my tinder line didn’t get read on air last week so ill re-post it because its gold like Mathew McConaughey:
(fork and knife emoji) “i’m just trying to find my little spoon”. Then if you get a laugh follow it up with “on a scale to (000) 000-0000 to (999) 999-9999 how would you rate that pick up line”
1. (fork and knife emoji) “i’m just trying to find my little spoon”. Then if you get a laugh follow it up with “on a scale to (000) 000-0000 to (999) 999-9999 how would you rate that joke” first one works 90% of the time. the follow up will confuse some of the slower ones.
2. More Bill and maybe come with a subject to talk about not just rambling.
3. You all talk big on your golf game. When are we going to see some score cards with signatures in addition to a notary being present. I want some physical evidence boys.
So that’s $138 a day. If you rented this out on Air BnB as a hipster haven those “lumbersexuals” would pay upward of $250 a night. I’m just seeing green dollar bills.
Bruh, Peppermint Mochas have like 400 calories. Dave said you can’t gain more than 10 lbs or you’re just lazy. Dave’s word is scripture.
-One of Dave’s Disciples.
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1. Knob creek rocks
2. Duck, Duck, Cuck.
3. You all talk big on your golf game. When are we going to see some score cards with signatures in addition to a notary being present. I want some physical evidence boys.
P.S. I’m still mad my tinder line didn’t get read on air last week so ill re-post it because its gold like Mathew McConaughey:
(fork and knife emoji) “i’m just trying to find my little spoon”. Then if you get a laugh follow it up with “on a scale to (000) 000-0000 to (999) 999-9999 how would you rate that pick up line”
Throw those thin mints in the freezer and then talk to me.
1. (fork and knife emoji) “i’m just trying to find my little spoon”. Then if you get a laugh follow it up with “on a scale to (000) 000-0000 to (999) 999-9999 how would you rate that joke” first one works 90% of the time. the follow up will confuse some of the slower ones.
2. More Bill and maybe come with a subject to talk about not just rambling.
3. You all talk big on your golf game. When are we going to see some score cards with signatures in addition to a notary being present. I want some physical evidence boys.
So that’s $138 a day. If you rented this out on Air BnB as a hipster haven those “lumbersexuals” would pay upward of $250 a night. I’m just seeing green dollar bills.
Rory: “Mom?”
Lorelai: “Yeah?”
Rory: “I’m pregnant.”
Between student debt being forgiven, Will buying a 5 figure ring, and Grandex still paying you for articles i don’t know if i believe this.
*place derogatory comment about you and millennial lists here*
Did everyone grow up in a small town or something? This is bizarre to me.
Bruh, Peppermint Mochas have like 400 calories. Dave said you can’t gain more than 10 lbs or you’re just lazy. Dave’s word is scripture.
-One of Dave’s Disciples.
Bourdain = Salty Spittoon
Will = Weenie Hut Jr™.
Chad from the bachelorette grew up in my neighborhood and goes to my gym. I tried to get on the cast but Kayla swerved me. Respect the game.
Wub a lub a dub dub!
Sounds like a direct stab at Grandex… just connecting the dots.
Its called a moose knuckle, thanks.
Uhh Johnny, that would be really insensitive to the two girls i’m dating. I’m not trying to hurt any feelings here.
But if you forget those flowers one month all hell will break loose. You can’t win.
I leave entertaining voicemails. Catches them off guard knowing you’re not a basic scrub.
“Leonardo DiCaprio whispering, “It’s okay to let go.”
Lost it.
You’ll get an initial drug test but you wont get any there after. Always could pull the oil change.
Having to copy these articles into word so there’s not a guy chugging a bottle on my computer screen. PGP.