My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

When you’re already working 12+ hour days and your boss tells you to “step it up”. PGP.

Typing “shart” instead of “sharp” in an important email. PGP.

Chipped my tooth during a conference call. I was biting my nail. PGP.

Can’t grow a beard but still have to shave everyday. PGP.

I thought my boss was being generous when he told me to take the Friday after Thanksgiving off. He docked me a day’s pay for not coming in. PGP.

I honestly thought I was getting the flu yesterday. Then I was reminded I had 4 beers and a shot the day before. Turns out I had a hangover. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.