I’ve always wanted to play hockey since I was a kid. Problem is, there’s no ice or leagues in Mississippi! This article really made me sad I never got to play. But I am in an adult baseball league that’s mostly all former college/minor league players, so I definitely understand where you’re coming from!
On my first construction project a few years ago, it was in the middle of nowhere Arkansas. Stayed at the same flea bag motel as the construction guys. At the end of every day, they all bought a case of Bud Light, and every morning I saw a hookers leaving their rooms. The hookers were easy for them to get because every night they beat on your door asking if you wanted to party.
Best decision I ever made was to have separate accounts! Both our paychecks go into my account, and I put money in hers. We tried the joint checking thing, but in two months she caused us to go from “comfortably in the black” to “OH SHIT in the red”!
If you’re ever in Mississippi, give me a shout. With your love of guns, I have family land that’s great for deer, hog, alligator, duck, and pretty much any other Southern hunting you want to do.
I know there’s a button for this, but I couldn’t agree with you more! Any time I see an article by Madoff, I know I’ll be reading a quality article I can relate to. Unlike most of the other authors.
Hell yeah! I was deciding to go into the Army when he was deciding between juice boxes! I was having a good day until this, “fuck I’m getting old” moment! Thanks a lot asshole!
I’m a fellow government employee, and kind of feel the same way! The beaurocratic bs just breaks your spirit! You can only see so many incompetent people promoted just because they check the diversity box before you ask yourself “why am I trying so hard?” ! around here, hard work gets you nothing but a headache and more work to do!
I’ve been telling my wife this exact same thing for the past month! There’s still a 100% chance she’ll ignore me and buy me some crappy gift I have to pretend to like.
I’ve always heard of Burning Man and thought of going, but didn’t. Now I’m afraid that the post-college working world has destroyed my Frat-Self and left only “responsible” self. I’d probably be the one miserable guy yelling “damn hippies!!” the whole time.
Ok Knox, everyone here is wondering, where have you been? Was the hiatus because you just got busy or what? We were all worried about you, especially since Brian got the axe!
Fireflygirl: you suck at life! He worded his comment correctly. All of your comments make it clear to everyone that your IQ is well below 80 and you’re a spiteful hag! Now go away!
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Right there with ya!
I’ve always wanted to play hockey since I was a kid. Problem is, there’s no ice or leagues in Mississippi! This article really made me sad I never got to play. But I am in an adult baseball league that’s mostly all former college/minor league players, so I definitely understand where you’re coming from!
On my first construction project a few years ago, it was in the middle of nowhere Arkansas. Stayed at the same flea bag motel as the construction guys. At the end of every day, they all bought a case of Bud Light, and every morning I saw a hookers leaving their rooms. The hookers were easy for them to get because every night they beat on your door asking if you wanted to party.
I feel the same way. They make things pretty, engineers make things work.
Best decision I ever made was to have separate accounts! Both our paychecks go into my account, and I put money in hers. We tried the joint checking thing, but in two months she caused us to go from “comfortably in the black” to “OH SHIT in the red”!
If you’re ever in Mississippi, give me a shout. With your love of guns, I have family land that’s great for deer, hog, alligator, duck, and pretty much any other Southern hunting you want to do.
I know there’s a button for this, but I couldn’t agree with you more! Any time I see an article by Madoff, I know I’ll be reading a quality article I can relate to. Unlike most of the other authors.
Also, I really miss how well the “let me see that thong tha tha thong” line used to work with girls! Simpler times!
Hell yeah! I was deciding to go into the Army when he was deciding between juice boxes! I was having a good day until this, “fuck I’m getting old” moment! Thanks a lot asshole!
And unlike every other job in the world, people get promoted instead of fired when they’re too inept to do their current job!
I’m a fellow government employee, and kind of feel the same way! The beaurocratic bs just breaks your spirit! You can only see so many incompetent people promoted just because they check the diversity box before you ask yourself “why am I trying so hard?” ! around here, hard work gets you nothing but a headache and more work to do!
Where’s ” The Thong Song”? Back in JH every girl would show you her thong when it came on! Why can’t women still do that?
Maybe it’s because I’m from a small town in Mississippi, but around here people look at you weird if you order anything except Miller/Bud.
I’ve been telling my wife this exact same thing for the past month! There’s still a 100% chance she’ll ignore me and buy me some crappy gift I have to pretend to like.
I’ve always heard of Burning Man and thought of going, but didn’t. Now I’m afraid that the post-college working world has destroyed my Frat-Self and left only “responsible” self. I’d probably be the one miserable guy yelling “damn hippies!!” the whole time.
Great article, but how the hell are pain killers not on the list?
Ok Knox, everyone here is wondering, where have you been? Was the hiatus because you just got busy or what? We were all worried about you, especially since Brian got the axe!
Fireflygirl: you suck at life! He worded his comment correctly. All of your comments make it clear to everyone that your IQ is well below 80 and you’re a spiteful hag! Now go away!