Brought my work laptop home intending to get caught up…never even took it out of my bag.

I work for my girlfriends Dad and he promoted her before me. She’s been here 3 months. I’ve been here 2 years. PGP.

Realized I left my pitching wedge at the golf course Saturday. First thing I thought of is how disappointed my dad would be at me. PGP.

I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

Raiding the supply closet for a cheap thrill. PGP

You’re either the slacker who called in sick or the jerk who got the office sick. PGP