Booked my room/flight to Vegas for the WSOP finally. Paid out the ass for waiting till last minute. Using my one time now to bink the main event so I can retire!
I lived on adios motherfuckers last year of law school. Tried one again this weekend and I think I may have flatlined to death during the hangover yesterday. Never again
I can tell a story with a deck of cards about going out to the bars. (Flipping cards to match as you tell the story) It’s fun and very simple but people think it’s magic
As someone who did biglaw to a small firm, I agree with you 100%. The flexibility is so underrated and you don’t feel compelled to be chained to your desk from the hours of 8-6 regardless of whether you have anything to do or not.
Hostile negotiations with opposing counsel today over some VERY important 4$ cleaning supplies in a divorce case. He thinks I’m going to settle but now I’m ready to go balls to the wall over these completely meaningless supplies. Thanks Ross
Liz had a boyfriend when her and nick first hooked up, right? I mean, what other reason would she refuse his number/quietly pretend nothing happened. She obviously wants to be famous, as she came on the bachelor, so banging Nick (semi-famous?) would be her go to story if she was single yeah?
I know, I’m bored af at work and have nothing better to do.
Just stopping by to say I truly appreciate you posting these for HBO/Netflix. Check this at work then make a mental note of what to watch that night. Saves me a solid 45 minutes of choosing.
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Good luck. Put your time in and just stay the course and you’ll pass. You got this.
Booked my room/flight to Vegas for the WSOP finally. Paid out the ass for waiting till last minute. Using my one time now to bink the main event so I can retire!
Congrats! Stay positive and keep up studying and you’ll be fine on the bar.
Been at the office since 9 am yesterday. Coffee pot has been working overtime as well. Can’t wait for 530 to get here today. Send good vibes
Guy who’s wife cheated on him: if you’re in PA and need a lawyer, let me know. I’ll fight like hell and we will bury her bro!
Yo J: What four degrees do you have/how could you possibly have tolerated school for that long?!
I lived on adios motherfuckers last year of law school. Tried one again this weekend and I think I may have flatlined to death during the hangover yesterday. Never again
Lost my trial on Tuesday but back at it with another equally as innocent client today! Good vibes folks!!!
Unfortunately, in this case, it fits and a few witnesses say it fits. Still, Innocent until proven guilty!
First trial today. Not a winner on the facts, so I’ll have to channel my inner Johnny Cochran to get it done. Wish me luck
Going to be great seeing Edwin carry the parrot around the bases this year
Congrats dawg. Put those calis on your resume. Only reason I landed a 2L job was a cali in a class my interviewer had cali’d in law school too.
Stop now before you go down a path you will surely regret.
I can tell a story with a deck of cards about going out to the bars. (Flipping cards to match as you tell the story) It’s fun and very simple but people think it’s magic
As someone who did biglaw to a small firm, I agree with you 100%. The flexibility is so underrated and you don’t feel compelled to be chained to your desk from the hours of 8-6 regardless of whether you have anything to do or not.
Hostile negotiations with opposing counsel today over some VERY important 4$ cleaning supplies in a divorce case. He thinks I’m going to settle but now I’m ready to go balls to the wall over these completely meaningless supplies. Thanks Ross
Liz had a boyfriend when her and nick first hooked up, right? I mean, what other reason would she refuse his number/quietly pretend nothing happened. She obviously wants to be famous, as she came on the bachelor, so banging Nick (semi-famous?) would be her go to story if she was single yeah?
I know, I’m bored af at work and have nothing better to do.
Would 100% hate fuck her
Cavs get first title in CLE but sports gods balance it out with the Browns going 0-16.
Just stopping by to say I truly appreciate you posting these for HBO/Netflix. Check this at work then make a mental note of what to watch that night. Saves me a solid 45 minutes of choosing.