Lawyer with my own shop- advice is don’t go unless you absolutely love reading and writing and fighting with people. The emotional toll is something not talked about but fighting non stop really sucks
Casino guy: Play Mississippi Stud if they have it. A game with little upfront betting and massive payouts. Can be playing 5$/hands and hit a royal flush for 15k.
Three card poker/let it ride are fun as well if you like card games. Roulette sucks, dorno is right. Miss it 100%.
This should be mandatory reading for every single first year associates in biglaw. You would think these guys are world-beaters and rainmaking milions, but in reality, they’re just sitting in a basement with no windows researching cases for a memo that may or may not ever even have their name on it.
You can do it. Don’t let the anxiety eat at you. No matter what, you’ve already put in tons of time and you will put in more time next few weeks. You made it this far, you’ll see it through to the finish.
Come October, you’ll be celebrating your passage and thanking the lord above that you never have to do it again. Hang in there, almost done
New client has lost 23 work comp cases in a row so helping them fix their employee handbook. Happy Friday and hope you don’t work for these guys and hurt yourself at work in the near future.
Law. Courts are closed for flag day and I do like 95% of my work in trial. When courts are closed, I take the day off since it’s pointless to sit at the office doing nothing
Easy week after pulling double shift on Saturday and Sunday this week. I’m currently “working from home” today and then playing in the local flag day golf tournament on Wednesday.
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No sopranos and the wire at 9? This should be punishable by felony
Gl bro. You’ll be fine and you’re gonna kill it. Try to stay calm and remember all the hours you put in this summer will pay off.
Damn what a throwback. Forgot about this joke. Thank you for brightening my day
Lawyer with my own shop- advice is don’t go unless you absolutely love reading and writing and fighting with people. The emotional toll is something not talked about but fighting non stop really sucks
People have to know:
Is will defries a “best” guy? Seemed like a perfect description of him.
Casino guy: Play Mississippi Stud if they have it. A game with little upfront betting and massive payouts. Can be playing 5$/hands and hit a royal flush for 15k.
Three card poker/let it ride are fun as well if you like card games. Roulette sucks, dorno is right. Miss it 100%.
Incest within your section was great for those of us coasting around the high 5/low 6 part of the ratings scale. May never be that good again.
Death metal- pretty much nailed me except I can’t grow a beard for shit. Good job
This should be mandatory reading for every single first year associates in biglaw. You would think these guys are world-beaters and rainmaking milions, but in reality, they’re just sitting in a basement with no windows researching cases for a memo that may or may not ever even have their name on it.
Great article Joeb
She ended up going on americas top model and I ended up practicing law with a crippling alcohol problem so you tell me who won
You can do it. Don’t let the anxiety eat at you. No matter what, you’ve already put in tons of time and you will put in more time next few weeks. You made it this far, you’ll see it through to the finish.
Come October, you’ll be celebrating your passage and thanking the lord above that you never have to do it again. Hang in there, almost done
This look is the oil and gas field worker tuxedo. Add cowboy boots and a hard hat and you’ll fit right in.
New client has lost 23 work comp cases in a row so helping them fix their employee handbook. Happy Friday and hope you don’t work for these guys and hurt yourself at work in the near future.
Goodfellas.
GOAT series. Breaking bad a close second followed by the wire, but sopranos always will be #1.
I’m an attorney and even I ditched the full suit unless absolutely necessary (court appearances). Jeans and a polo all day every day
Law. Courts are closed for flag day and I do like 95% of my work in trial. When courts are closed, I take the day off since it’s pointless to sit at the office doing nothing
Day off for flag day….but couldn’t sleep in past 7 am. PGP?
Easy week after pulling double shift on Saturday and Sunday this week. I’m currently “working from home” today and then playing in the local flag day golf tournament on Wednesday.
Hope everyone else has a sleazy week
Rounders- GOAT movie. So underrated