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Morning Coffee Thoughts 4/13

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

BROTHERS AND SISTERS, IT’S WAKEY WAKEY TIME. THIS MORNING’S CUP OF COFFEE HAS ME LIVING HIGH ON THE HOG. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT IT’S PROVOCATIVE. HOW WILL YOU SHUT DOWN THE HATERS AND STICK IT TO THE MAN TODAY? THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION THAT NEEDS ANSWERING. EVERY MORNING YOU SHOULD WAKE UP WITH A PURPOSE, AND THAT PURPOSE SHOULD BE GETTING PAPER AND POUNDING PEOPLE. DON’T JUST ROLL OUT OF BED AND GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS. THAT’S LOSER BEHAVIOR WHICH NEEDS CORRECTING. FIND SOME MUSIC THAT GETS YOU FIRED THE FUCK UP AND BLARE IT EVERY MORNING WHILE YOU SHOWER AND GET DRESSED. THIS WILL PUT SOME EXTRA SPRING IN YOUR STEP. DON’T JUST STICK WITH THE SAME SHIT ALL THE TIME, EITHER. SWITCH IT UP. GET WEIRD. SOMETIMES I WASH MY FACE TO THE GLADIATOR SOUNDTRACK, SOMETIMES I SOAP MYSELF TO WATCH THE THRONE. ON OCCASION I’LL BRUSH MY TEETH TO PHANTOM OF THE OPERA JUST TO KEEP MY BRAIN ON ITS TOES. I’LL EVEN ROCK SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC WHILE I PREPARE MY FIRST CUP OF FOLGERS IF I’M FEELING FRISKY. YOU NEED MUSICAL RANGE TO TRULY STIMULATE YOUR MIND, CRAIG. AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LIL WAYNE.

GET MONEY.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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