$500 botox? That’s a looooooot of drinks you could be buying. I can do you one cheaper: Essential Oils. I think most of that stuff is bullcrap but my mom, aunts, friends, church family, and probably 50% of the people I know roll Thieves from Essential Oils on their feet before sliding on their shoes and it totally works. My mom even bought some for me for my Bass shoes and I gotta say, it’s pretty legit. To kill the bacteria that is already in your shoes, put a few drops of the Purification oil in there from ES. I haven’t used it but I’ve heard good things about it cleaning out your shoes. My roommate has the same high-intensity sweat problem you do so I get it. Best of luck!
I really enjoyed this article. I grew up obsessed with The Eagles and was fortunate enough to see Glenn Frey in his next-to-last concert before he passed. Spending entire car rides listening to old music my Dad would throw on and discussing it for hours are some of my most treasured memories.
Hey, don’t blame the bride, blame the people who inappropriately hold their phones up to snap pics. The last wedding I went to, some psycho lady was STANDING UP taking photos on her phone during the ceremony.
“But shortly into the ceremony, Mr. Postilio began to falter; Ms. Ebersole seated the couple on a tufted banquette, where Mr. Conlon rubbed his fiancé’s back protectively.”
I don’t know who I want to punch more; the writer, or these two clowns.
I’ve not seen full-on professional honeymoon pics but I’ve seen people do morning-after-wedding-night. Like, shots of feet at the end of the bed, drinking coffee together on the balcony with “I’ve-just-had-sex” smiles. It made me spit my coffee. I want to punch them. Hard. Where it hurts. Maybe then I won’t be subject to their equally-nauseating naked baby bump pics.
I just turned 24 last week and feeling it pretty hard (I also live in the South.) This article was DEFINITELY something I could have done without.
Bright side for you though, older men are definitely more my speed and I would absolutely date a 30 year old. And I am not alone in this preference. I know several other friends who agree with me.
Blair Waldorf would never be caught dead being so passé. The girl literally managed to get both a prince, and a hot billionaire bad-boy tycoon to come up to scratch. Mad respect.
This…this is beautiful. As someone who’s entire church has been taken over by bored suburban moms who raise chickens and post FB articles about chicken practices on each other’s walls, I appreciate this so much.
Side note-I have since stopped saying yes to housesitting gigs because it’s not just your dog but your dog and EIGHTEEN DAWN-RISING MOFOS I DESPISE.
Second side note-I’m kinda starting to hate my fellow sisters in Christ
A1 is the nectar on the food of the gods. Your story had better end with, “then he wifed her immediately for her excellent taste in meat and her ability to stick it to the man.”
Yup. Sorry lady. Imma jump on the bandwagon with everyone else and say that someone who works in the political arena, we’ve known that study was flawed LOOOONG before Glassdoor ever got around to it. Like, credible institutions actually disproved that study years ago. Grandex is a great & flexible company but I still they they expect their staff to do basic research before they write and post articles…
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$500 botox? That’s a looooooot of drinks you could be buying. I can do you one cheaper: Essential Oils. I think most of that stuff is bullcrap but my mom, aunts, friends, church family, and probably 50% of the people I know roll Thieves from Essential Oils on their feet before sliding on their shoes and it totally works. My mom even bought some for me for my Bass shoes and I gotta say, it’s pretty legit. To kill the bacteria that is already in your shoes, put a few drops of the Purification oil in there from ES. I haven’t used it but I’ve heard good things about it cleaning out your shoes. My roommate has the same high-intensity sweat problem you do so I get it. Best of luck!
Dude’s a cheater. And not even a covert cheater. This girl is obviously a little wild/insane. I’m picking her over him every time.
Love your handle! Also PS major, Also employed!
Wait. How…how are tater tots made?
YAAAAAASSSS GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL, CHILL.
I really enjoyed this article. I grew up obsessed with The Eagles and was fortunate enough to see Glenn Frey in his next-to-last concert before he passed. Spending entire car rides listening to old music my Dad would throw on and discussing it for hours are some of my most treasured memories.
Hey, don’t blame the bride, blame the people who inappropriately hold their phones up to snap pics. The last wedding I went to, some psycho lady was STANDING UP taking photos on her phone during the ceremony.
Not being able to afford an oak-handled $50 loofah. PGP.
*their
Someone had to say it.
Grown man in his 20s talking about how much he loves babies=hot. So hot.
And I don’t even want kids yet, myself.
“But shortly into the ceremony, Mr. Postilio began to falter; Ms. Ebersole seated the couple on a tufted banquette, where Mr. Conlon rubbed his fiancé’s back protectively.”
I don’t know who I want to punch more; the writer, or these two clowns.
I’ve not seen full-on professional honeymoon pics but I’ve seen people do morning-after-wedding-night. Like, shots of feet at the end of the bed, drinking coffee together on the balcony with “I’ve-just-had-sex” smiles. It made me spit my coffee. I want to punch them. Hard. Where it hurts. Maybe then I won’t be subject to their equally-nauseating naked baby bump pics.
I actively scroll for your comments. Thank you, my friend. Thank you.
I just turned 24 last week and feeling it pretty hard (I also live in the South.) This article was DEFINITELY something I could have done without.
Bright side for you though, older men are definitely more my speed and I would absolutely date a 30 year old. And I am not alone in this preference. I know several other friends who agree with me.
Blair Waldorf would never be caught dead being so passé. The girl literally managed to get both a prince, and a hot billionaire bad-boy tycoon to come up to scratch. Mad respect.
Ok I did not know I had all of that inside me. Wow. I feel so much better now. Also feel slightly unhinged. Carry on y’all, carry on.
This…this is beautiful. As someone who’s entire church has been taken over by bored suburban moms who raise chickens and post FB articles about chicken practices on each other’s walls, I appreciate this so much.
Side note-I have since stopped saying yes to housesitting gigs because it’s not just your dog but your dog and EIGHTEEN DAWN-RISING MOFOS I DESPISE.
Second side note-I’m kinda starting to hate my fellow sisters in Christ
A1 is the nectar on the food of the gods. Your story had better end with, “then he wifed her immediately for her excellent taste in meat and her ability to stick it to the man.”
I had to google Kombucha…not gonna lie, it kinda sounds terrible. Worth trying?
Yup. Sorry lady. Imma jump on the bandwagon with everyone else and say that someone who works in the political arena, we’ve known that study was flawed LOOOONG before Glassdoor ever got around to it. Like, credible institutions actually disproved that study years ago. Grandex is a great & flexible company but I still they they expect their staff to do basic research before they write and post articles…