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Todd = Keyser Soze would make my head explode
“Todd’s not an idiot. He knows.”
Really though?
Todd is so completely clueless I can’t help but respect it
“You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain” – Harvey Dent
threw a beer can with my finger inside the hole, cut to the bone. not fun explaining that one.
Who can afford an $85 candle?!
It’s at lunch time in St. Louis and I am fucking amped
Seeing exes again, always a bad idea
Also, Mackinac Island is a solid choice
Congrats on the engagement, Will
and?
username checks out
I think you accidentally misspelled “Friends”
So… The Ketel One Weekend In Review That Isn’t (Yet) Sponsored By Ketel One is next?
Took a big professional exam this weekend. Went out and got hammered afterward. Next morning my car wasn’t where I left it the night before so I reported it stolen. Nope just forgot I parked it a few blocks over. I’m an idiot.
So predictable, yet still so disappointing
@WilldeFries
The clothing bill gets miserable – even from Old Navy.
Drinks this week? Fucking Todd is going to say yes. Son of a bitch, Will
Michelob Golden Light. I think its only in St. Louis but damn it’s a good all day drinking beer.