I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.
First business trip with the new job, and I get bedbugs. PGP.
I thought losing my fantasy playoff matchup was depressing, then I showed up to work on Monday. PGP.
We raged at that housewarming party this weekend. PGP.
My girlfriend reads Things Girls Do After Graduation, so now I have mad ring pressure. PGP.
Silently puking in the office bathroom the morning after the holiday party. PGP.
My condom stash is expired. PGP.
CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.