I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.

First business trip with the new job, and I get bedbugs. PGP.

I thought losing my fantasy playoff matchup was depressing, then I showed up to work on Monday. PGP.

We raged at that housewarming party this weekend. PGP.

My girlfriend reads Things Girls Do After Graduation, so now I have mad ring pressure. PGP.

Silently puking in the office bathroom the morning after the holiday party. PGP.

My condom stash is expired. PGP.

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.