Got to work later than usual only to discover that a coworker disconnected my laptop and took my monitor before I got in. PGP.

Jeans are now approved at all times in the office. Next step, shorts. PGP.

Was almost done with my cup of coffee before I realized I never put cream in it. PGP.

My boss tried to argue with me that Wisconsin is in the eastern time zone. Twice. PGP.

My mom still feels the need to make certain situations into life lessons. I am 26. PGP.

Our cleaning crew left so now we have to take out our trash and take turns cleaning the bathrooms. PGP.