Having your headphones break in the middle of the workday. PGP.

Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

Vendor keeps ignoring my request. PGP.

“Cash me outside, how bout dah?” Has finally infiltrated my office. PGP.

The frustration when your phone doesn’t recognize your fingerprint, so you have to personally type in your passcode. PGP.

Double fisting coffee first thing in the morning. PGP.

My boss told me I should look into “getting some ADD medicine.” I don’t think I should tell him that I just don’t care about work. PGP.

Creating a PGP account while on a never-ending conference call. PGP.

Intently reading a piece of paper when your boss walks by to look busy. PGP.