AdultusMaximus

Happy Hour aficionado

Member Since 12/02/2016

Having your headphones break in the middle of the workday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

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Vendor keeps ignoring my request. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Best Quotes I Heard From My Students After They Attended Health Class

“Cash me outside, how bout dah?” Has finally infiltrated my office. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The frustration when your phone doesn’t recognize your fingerprint, so you have to personally type in your passcode. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Double fisting coffee first thing in the morning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My boss told me I should look into “getting some ADD medicine.” I don’t think I should tell him that I just don’t care about work. PGP.

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Creating a PGP account while on a never-ending conference call. PGP.

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Intently reading a piece of paper when your boss walks by to look busy. PGP.

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