Got paid on Friday. Checked my bank account this morning. Apparently, spent 50% of it on t-shirts from my favorite brewery back home. Priorities, right? PGP.

I mentioned to my parents that I take toilet paper from hotels during business trips and now they’re convinced I’m having money trouble. PGP.

Stuck in the lab while the lady who cleans our office yells at her daughter over the phone. PGP.

Dismissed for “lack of ambition” after personally choosing 9.5 hour days at the office. PGP.

I actually like my boss. It’s my coworkers that make me want to drive off a cliff daily. PGP.

Somebody near my cube is wearing cologne that makes me sneeze. PGP.

Got to work today at 8 a.m. and didn’t get to check PGP until 10 a.m. PGP.

Refusing to read the “best jobs of 2017” articles because they make me too depressed. PGP.

My ex’s ex is dating my other ex. PGP.

Got to the office 2 hours early to start working on my to-do list. Wifi is down. PGP.