Partner just said “It’s lit.” PGP.

Manager gave me tickets to the NCAA tournament and a half day off for “networking purposes.” PGPM

Just realized my tax return was essentially an interest free loan to the government for the last year. PGP

“Man, this energy market is a mess, huh?” PGP

I have a 4pm meeting today. Today is Friday. PGP.

Developing a violent melatonin dependence. PGP

I’m having a hard time switching from “turnt” to “lit.” PGP.

New office manager is old school and outlawed wacky socks and bow ties at the office. PGP

Intentionally requesting PTO the Friday before a Monday holiday. PGPM

The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.