“we cuddle until 4 a.m. until she Ubers back to her parents’s house.” I’m sorry, I sure you had a good point buried in here somewhere, but I cannot get past this line. WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN
“Can you drink in law school” L. O. L. I don’t know how you don’t! And I’m not talking fun-drinking, I’m talking the good ole stress-drinking, aka “two steps away from a problem because it’s 10:30a.m. after an 8a.m. final and your whole section is plastered with another final in 2 days” kind of drinking.
Brine is the Viagra of turkey prep, all show and no go. If you like artificially watery turkey go for it; if you want a real turkey, you gotta lovingly baste that bitch every hour.
“Most people I know have hooked up with someone who was in a relationship with someone else at the time of insertion and it’s never really been an issue.”
Yeah, you’re trying to justify your own shit. Fuck that.
Nice job on the “hawt” take. It’ll get you clicks, but come on Duda. No one likes click bait. I’ll say the same thing about the article and your cheating: You’re better than that.
Chill, you should do an article breaking down your monthly spending. Put it all in categories like “Basic Bitch”, “Sizzle”, “GF Retainer”, “Miata Savings” and the like, so all us postgrads can know if we’re on the right track. I’d read that
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“we cuddle until 4 a.m. until she Ubers back to her parents’s house.” I’m sorry, I sure you had a good point buried in here somewhere, but I cannot get past this line. WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN
“Can you drink in law school” L. O. L. I don’t know how you don’t! And I’m not talking fun-drinking, I’m talking the good ole stress-drinking, aka “two steps away from a problem because it’s 10:30a.m. after an 8a.m. final and your whole section is plastered with another final in 2 days” kind of drinking.
Spin zone; you wouldn’t have gotten the glowing letter without the pistol-wink/head-nod/smirk. Keep shooting Cupid
IT’S A TRAP! In an unrelated matter, neeeed a next-morning update.
I say Boo sir! Boo to you!
You need to add random public closets. Like on a cruise ship. Or your business building.
Dear lord she’s horrible
…only 19?
Writing a whole post just to show off pics of your dog, I see you.
Brine is the Viagra of turkey prep, all show and no go. If you like artificially watery turkey go for it; if you want a real turkey, you gotta lovingly baste that bitch every hour.
HSD knows his power moves. What’s on his business card?? Lawyer, doctor, “talent scout”? The world wants to know!
*insert jerk-off gif here*
“Most people I know have hooked up with someone who was in a relationship with someone else at the time of insertion and it’s never really been an issue.”
You need better friends Duda
Choke Sauce.
Keys to a successful long distance relationship:
1. ……
2. ……
There are no keys. You’re fucked, get out now, run as fast as you can to the nearest bar and start drinking.
Sincerely,
Experience
This article is straight #savage(!)
Fact. Even if he went #1 and got more money, it still wouldn’t be near enough to offset his loss from not getting a dime this year
Yeah, you’re trying to justify your own shit. Fuck that.
Nice job on the “hawt” take. It’ll get you clicks, but come on Duda. No one likes click bait. I’ll say the same thing about the article and your cheating: You’re better than that.
Looks like lies come to her just as easily as they come to Duda. Solid match
Chill, you should do an article breaking down your monthly spending. Put it all in categories like “Basic Bitch”, “Sizzle”, “GF Retainer”, “Miata Savings” and the like, so all us postgrads can know if we’re on the right track. I’d read that