I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

Perfecting your fake laugh. PGP

Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

My golf attire says scratch. My golf game says 10 handicap. PGP

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Priced out a minivan today. PGP

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

When’s the next Men’s Warehouse buy 1 get 3 free sale? PGP

Practicing your golf swing mid conversation with a co-worker. PGP

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.