Dipping pouches because I’m a pussy. PGP

I’m the office Manziel. PGP

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

The look of judgement on the pharmacist’s face when I get my adderall refilled. PGP.

Coffee induced paranoia. PGP

Realized I left my pitching wedge at the golf course Saturday. First thing I thought of is how disappointed my dad would be at me. PGP.

Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow. PGP

Put my name in the raffle for the new TV. Ended up getting the $20 gift card to Carrabba’s. PGP.

Had a wedding, a concert, and a golf outing this weekend; not checking my bank account ’til next paycheck. PGP