The other day my driver had the new really nice GMC Denali truck. I asked if I could use the AC seat and he became very confused and didn’t even know his truck had that. I then asked “oh is this your truck or do you just borrow it for Uber?” Which then turned into him going off on me about my “cocky white attitude” and how I shouldn’t assume just because he drives for Uber he can’t afford a truck. What’s really upsetting about all of it is the fact that he has a truck I can only dream about and he doesn’t even utilize AC seats in Houston?!
One day it’s Botox and then years later you look like that creepy cat lady and you’re paying for some male escort to give you some D between having to take breaks for him to dry heave in the bathroom from looking at your face for so long. Then you’re kids are cropping you out of family photos and making up diseases to tell your grandkids when they ask why you look like a monster.
Also, as someone who seriously has a dog with some sort of mental problem, at least he doesn’t have heart worms or something shitty. Basically they’re saying “well my dog is super sick but at least I can take him out in public and not get laughed at cas he’s a little weird”. Sorry, this article just has me fired up because, like I said, dogs are better than humans.
I just enjoy the thought of these hipsters suffering after they contract something from their dogs. Also, fuck em because dogs are better than people and should be cared for
*insert insane comment front Nived about how Girl is just a symbol for underground highly intelligent rats that can communicate with the big bankers to control the world trade market*
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Yeah I’d take the bottle but then it leaves me buying my wife her unnecessary kitchen aide mixer after the weeding.
Get outta here
The other day my driver had the new really nice GMC Denali truck. I asked if I could use the AC seat and he became very confused and didn’t even know his truck had that. I then asked “oh is this your truck or do you just borrow it for Uber?” Which then turned into him going off on me about my “cocky white attitude” and how I shouldn’t assume just because he drives for Uber he can’t afford a truck. What’s really upsetting about all of it is the fact that he has a truck I can only dream about and he doesn’t even utilize AC seats in Houston?!
Sunday wedding? What kinds of monsters are you friends with?!
Maybe one of the most underrated, ever?
One day it’s Botox and then years later you look like that creepy cat lady and you’re paying for some male escort to give you some D between having to take breaks for him to dry heave in the bathroom from looking at your face for so long. Then you’re kids are cropping you out of family photos and making up diseases to tell your grandkids when they ask why you look like a monster.
Sometimes I have deep fantasies about an edit button and then my fiancé stops me mid sex asking “edit what?!”
Also, as someone who seriously has a dog with some sort of mental problem, at least he doesn’t have heart worms or something shitty. Basically they’re saying “well my dog is super sick but at least I can take him out in public and not get laughed at cas he’s a little weird”. Sorry, this article just has me fired up because, like I said, dogs are better than humans.
I just enjoy the thought of these hipsters suffering after they contract something from their dogs. Also, fuck em because dogs are better than people and should be cared for
Having shitty style and self destructing with women while writing (complaining) for a postgrad website really isn’t that interesting…
Patrick Kane has shitty facial hair
Magical
Sometimes we’ll wait 20-30 minutes for a table rather than just going home and ordering in dinner. Does that count or is that too wild?
This is why I never do anything fun during the week, gets your hopes up and then your week is ruined
By unpopular do you mean wrong?
They are called shorts for a reason….
*insert comment about me joking and not insinuating anyone would truly make these comments. Except for Nived*
*insert several guys saying “sup?”*
*insert drunk cartographer’s nice comment about Will doing his best but also a passive aggressive comment about speeding things up*
*insert insane comment front Nived about how Girl is just a symbol for underground highly intelligent rats that can communicate with the big bankers to control the world trade market*