I’m 1,000% with your ridiculous deodorant purchase, Chill. If you’re going to be applying some every day, why not treat your pits to something nice. My only advice would be maybe save it for weekends/special occasions and don’t blow it on smelling good for Dilly, Dave and the boys on a Tuesday
The only reasons BK is still in business is because someone’s Pandora comedy station played the BK Lounge bit from Dane Cook before they could skip it and they remembered it existed or sometimes drunk people think of the chicken fries they have
I don’t think “cuddling under a blanket” and tequila really mix….
I think we would appreciate it more if you just said “hey some company is sending me a check so will you guys please drink some of their stuff so I can get more checks in the future”.
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Uh yeah it is….
I’m 1,000% with your ridiculous deodorant purchase, Chill. If you’re going to be applying some every day, why not treat your pits to something nice. My only advice would be maybe save it for weekends/special occasions and don’t blow it on smelling good for Dilly, Dave and the boys on a Tuesday
Have a terrible night my friend
I keep telling everyone, now that the boys are back in Houston with some good Mexican food in their system, they can’t be stopped.
Also, HBD Big Dilly
Go frogs
The only reasons BK is still in business is because someone’s Pandora comedy station played the BK Lounge bit from Dane Cook before they could skip it and they remembered it existed or sometimes drunk people think of the chicken fries they have
Shit take of the month so far. T Bell is top 2 drunk foods all time
Astros game tonight. Friend gave me tickets so I’m looking to burn that money saved on hot dogs and beers.
Tomorrow old college friends in town so should be a day night of heavy drinking and trying to survive.
Sunday we’re going for a classic chill Sunday with way too much food and football all day. God bless Texas and y’all have a great weekend.
Witnessed a couple order red wine at El Tiempo last week. Really have to question someone’s sanity at that point
My man
Never said I behave responsibly after El Tiempo, I just go a lot
TRIGGERED! Hurricane Harvey and the CA wildfires were pretty bad but you wanna make a joke about ramen being terrible. Wow.
This is why I have a “tums” budget every month
“Of course it’s loaded you stupid slut” is better than any line in any Quentin Tarantino film
Bourbon is actually a Japanese alcohol
He has the biggest hands
Yeah but even just 2-3 shots makes me think my wife wants a lap dance from her slightly out of shape husband
I don’t think “cuddling under a blanket” and tequila really mix….
I think we would appreciate it more if you just said “hey some company is sending me a check so will you guys please drink some of their stuff so I can get more checks in the future”.
This is why I stand over my kitchen sink gagging between shots before I go out. No one can afford to get drunk in today’s market