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Despite Will and Dave assuring me that my spot was given to Producer Micah after breaking their spirits with the Masters news, I am playing with them tomorrow. Dan, too. 10:41 tee time at a very subpar Austin-area muni.
I haven’t played golf in about eight months so I don’t expect to go very low, ALTHOUGH some of my better rounds historically were after long hiatuses, so you never know. I have a new set of clubs and a new driver that I haven’t used yet except for on the range. Actually the driver hasn’t been used outside my living room. Fuck. Shameful, I know.
We’re playing Wolf, a great golf game, which has me pumped to shit. It’s a fun, competitive game that also allows you to keep your individual score. The biggest asshole move in Wolf is to watch your buddy pipe his drive while it’s your turn and not choose him. Now I’m wondering how common this game is and if it needs to be explained in depth.
Then of course we have the Super Bowl on Sunday. I don’t even know what I’m doing yet. Every year around this time I’m reminded that the SB needs to be on Saturday. Who’s trying to hammer down beers on Sunday evening? I’m not into it.
Listen to us discuss This Weekend in Fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
Dinner rezzie tonight at 9 which means my plans beforehand are as follows: cocktail, cocktail, cocktail, call a car to take me to dinner, wine while I wait for my table, wine at the table, cocktail, cocktail, bed. Wake up early, knock some work out, hit the links, sleep all night on Saturday. In the words of Bart Scott: “Can’t wait.”
Thanks for the invite
Yeah no joke. Thanks WDF.
Circling back: went wine, wine wine, walked to dinner, wine, wine, wine, wine, wine, walked to a bar, cocktail, cocktail, cocktail, sat in bed watching drone videos for two hours.
SUPERBOWL SUNDAY BABY. I’M MAKING BUFFALO DIP AND DRINKING UNTIL I CAN’T FEEL FEELINGS ANYMORE.
What is Lenny doing?
The Super Bowl is my second favorite holiday of the year. Can’t wait to pound beers, eat my buffalo chicken dip that always gets rave reviews, make fun of dumb commercials, and hope the Pats lose.
SHE GETS IT
BUFFALO DIP TIL I DIE
Sup?
I’m going to the bars and getting drunk in an attempt to find the credit card I lost last weekend.
Going to a Brand New (band) Happy Hour tonight and then birthday shenanigans on Saturday. No plans for the Super Bowl because I can’t think that far in advance.
Does Brand New need a qualifier?
You’d be surprised
Sounds very bucktown.
Saturday: wake up early and get hammered. Go to waste management open with buddies.
Sunday: wake up early and get hammered. Watch the super bowl.
I’ll be at the 16th at 7 am. First bottle of champagne getting popped at 5:45.
Golf on Sunday because you can’t not play after watching/attending a tourney.
Day drinking in NYC Saturday. Super Bowl party on Sunday. Taking PTO on Monday.
Same schedule. Sup?
Image via @dcruff on Instagram
Taking the lady to TopGolf. Partly cause she enjoys it, partly cause she can also DD.
Thinking about doing some sidewalk slams this weekend