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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
WE GOT OURSELVES A FRESH WEEK AND A FRESH MONTH, FOLKS. IT’S TIME TO KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES. I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS TIGHT. MIGHT BE A NASCAR SAYING OR SOME SHIT. THAT’S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. START A BRAND NEW WINNING STREAK TODAY. CLEAN SLATE. GET THE MONEY OUT OF THEIR WALLETS AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET. THAT’S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. DO THE RAIN DANCE UNTIL IT POURS UNFATHOMABLE RICHES DOWN ON YOUR HEAD. SALUTE.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Got a job offer Friday that I gladly accepted, so starting today I’m lying low at work for the next few weeks until I can get out of this micromanagement hell hole. Physically I’ll be at work, mentally I’ll be thinking of ways to irresponsibly spend my new salary.
Congrats, Uncle Tony.
Took more melatonin than is probably advisable last night and woke up at 4:30 this morning. I’ve had a relaxing hour or so sipping some Earl Grey and now it’s time to hit the gym. Hopefully will have some time to knock out a couple things before my day properly begins.
WHAT’S EARLY GREY? TEACH ME.
its tea
I want someone to look at me the way that Seth Rogen looks at his cup of coffee.
Crushed legs this morning and currently prepping for a department meeting while sipping on some dark roast. Here’s to a Q2 full of deal closin’
Test on cardiovascular system today. Last test I had a good pun and made a good grade but I’m just here for good juju today. Puns welcome.
JUJU WAS EFFECTIVE THANK YOU
Just have to get though today, Billy. Then it’s vacation mode until Sunday.
SAME BOAT, SORTA. HEADED TO ATLANTA TOMORROW THEN AUGUSTA FOR THE MASTERS AND IT’S TECHNICALLY A WORK TRIP BUT I’LL ALSO TECHNICALLY BE ERECT THE ENTIRE TIME.
Ain’t nothing wrong with a work boner.
It’s the real opening day, not that 3 game nonsense from yesterday, so I can expect to see waaaay to many adults wearing their teams jersey around campus today. Proudly rocking my Red Sox polo like an upstanding citizen, though.
I’m feeling better than I normally am today, Ross. I’m getting to the office two hours early today to get a head start on the week and crush all of the idiots I work with.
THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE. DESTROY THOSE IMPOTENT CLOWNS.
GATA
Have a court appearance today, but also looking forward to having my side hustle, tutoring, start back up again now that spring break is over.
MY SIDE HUSTLE IS SLANGING ROCKS BUT I RESPECT THE TUTORING.