Made a game time decision to wear my “fun” socks to work. Most exciting thing I did all week. PGP. FutureLobbyist 0 2 days 36
Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP. ImAtTheGrandOleParty
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP. Han Solo
My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP. AARP Benny
Rewarding yourself for not drinking Monday and Tuesday by getting hammered before 6pm on a Wednesday. PGP. CorporateClimber
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