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“Imagine if we all retired at once.”
Do you want to split tickets with us?
Why do lottery winners always go bankrupt? People who are financially responsible don’t play the lottery.
You’ve never played poker or gone to the tracks?
THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO GET OUT. GO. BUY A TICKET.