I just saw a bird crash into the window, break its neck, and fall to it’s death. Lucky bastard. PGP. Pepto Bismol 0 3 months 94
I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP. Reluctant Yuppie
Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP. Goldman Snacks
My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP. Brian McGannon
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