Get Jimmy McMillan in here, because some guy in Ohio is just too damn high.
The 22-year old man, who hotboxed in his vehicle perhaps a little too liberally last Friday afternoon, called police to tell them that he was, in fact, too high. Per Fox8, when police arrived at his home at approximately 5:20 p.m. (4:20 p.m. CDT), they found him on the floor, in the fetal position, and surrounded by his closest friends: Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers, and Chips Ahoy cookies.
“According to a police report, the man told the officer that he couldn’t feel his hands because he smoked too much weed,” which I suppose is problematic when you’re surrounded by Doritos, Goldfish, and chocolate chip cookies.
After handing an officer his car keys, they recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches, and a jar full of weed.
Such a shame, though. I mean, he was so prepared for a solid Friday night and now he’s facing drug possession charges. At least he has some comfort food to get him through this difficult time. .
[via Fox 8]
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