Went to the store to buy beer today. Handed the cashier my ID; she replied, “Oh no, you’re old enough..” I’m 22. PGP. Carolinas
Wanting to visit friends in other cities on the weekends but declining because traveling on Sundays intensifies the Scaries ten-fold. PGP. TheTravelingSalesman
My managers get a list of all the fuck-ups from yesterday every morning. I was responsible for 40% of them. PGP. DoingThisForMyMemoir
If one more person says ‘reach out’ I’m going to reach my hand down their neck and pull out their balls. PGP. swimshady
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