You weren’t the shit in the ’90s unless you had a Charlotte Hornets Starter jacket. I just wanted to get that out of the way. I have nothing else to add. Take a look at the new Charlotte Hornet unis.…Read More »
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The New York Times Tried To Smear Walmart, Walmart VP Rips It To Shreds
VP of Corporate Communications, David Tovar is one bad dude. The New York Times published an attempted hit-piece on the shopping conglomerate that was full of inaccuracies. Tovar decided he was sick of his company’s name being dragged through the mud.…Read More »
Mitt Romney Does The Ice Bucket Challenge In A Full Suit And Tie, Ruins His Perfectly Coiffed Hair
The Ice Bucket Challenge continues to bring out the very best in people. Mitt Romney decided to get in on the fun- AND BAH GOD THAT’S PAUL RYAN’S MUSIC!!! Post by Mitt Romney. Why you gotta be so rude, Paul…Read More »
Fast Food Employees Reveal Which Menu Items You Should Never Order
Fast food workers have seen some shit. They get a look into a seedy underbelly that most of us in the drive-thru line never get to see, or want to see for that matter. There are items on menus you…Read More »
Boomerang Kids Aren’t A Fad, They’re A Reality
It’s official: Boomerang kids aren’t just a fad, they’re a reality. The New York Times Magazine just came out with a story chock full of scary statistics. It profiles America’s youth, back in their childhood bedrooms, maybe even for good.…Read More »
Aaron Carter Is Trying To Get Hilary Duff Back Via Twitter
What’s that sound? Oh, nothing. Just the collective “WUT?” that came out of the mouth of every person who ever lived in the early 2000s. Watch out, Mike Comrie. Aaron Carter is making the #tbt of the century. After retweeting…Read More »
13 Creationist Responses To The Wolf Of Wall Street
We’ve seen creationists respond to Bill Nye’s theories on evolution. Now let’s see their response to the hottest movie in Hollywood. They make some compelling arguments here. Special thanks to Matt Ritter, Matt Molchen and Jessica Molchen
TGI Fridays Is About To Make Your Lunch Hour Awesome
Get ready folks, because if you don’t get a food-boner at the end of this article, call your doctor and see if Viagra-Crusted Mozzarella Sticks are right for you. TGI Fridays is launching an “Endless Appetizers” promotion for the summer,…Read More »
Frank Underwood And Frank The Tank Play Tennis Together For Charity
This is what the kids call a “power move.” Will Ferrell outbid everyone at his own charity auction, dropping a whopping $24,000 on two ringside seats to the WBO welterweight championship between undefeated defending champion Tim Bradley and Manny Pacquiao.…Read More »
