If you’ve ever watched TV, you’ve probably seen the Hardee’s commercials featuring models in scantily clad bikinis downing a double BBQ bacon cheeseburger. Great marketing, or straight up porn? It depends who you ask. If you ask Steve Rupp, a…Read More »
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“Flappy Bird” Creator Dong Nguyen Is Back To Ruin Your Life With A New Game
Remember “Flappy Bird”? It seems like so long ago now that everyone on earth was obsessed with that insanely-difficult game with backgrounds that looked like a Super Mario World rip-off, which caused people all over the world to break their…Read More »
Ranking The Top 10 Beer States In America
Ahh, beer, our national pastime. Thanks to the rise in microbreweries and craft breweries across every state in our great nation, it’s a truly great time to be a beer drinker. They’re popping up like pimples on a 15-year-old’s face…Read More »
Here’s What You’re Eating When You’re Hungover Tomorrow: CHICK-FIL-A PIZZA
Oh my god, you guys. From what my highly trained eye can tell, this is what you need: -Generic homemade pizza crust (Boboli, perhaps) -Three things of Chick-fil-a Sauce -One order of Chick-fil-a fries, medium -One order, 10-count, Chick-fil-a nuggets…Read More »
The Big Map Of College Movies
College movies. They’re they best. Animal House, Van Wilder, Blue Chips, The Program, Back To School, etc. Thanks to the awesome people at eCollegeFinder, there’s now an awesome visual map featuring the campus locations for every iconic college flick ever…Read More »
Here’s Yet Another Comcast Customer Service Horror Story, With Video
About a month ago, we covered the story of Ryan Block, a guy who was just trying to change his cable and internet service and ended up getting harassed for 20 minutes by an irate Comcast customer service employee. This week,…Read More »
Olive Garden Is Offering Unlimited Pasta For Seven Weeks For $100
It’s a rough time for restaurant chains, especially when it comes to sit-down chains like TGI Fridays, Applebees and Olive Garden. They just can’t keep up with major fast-casual chains like Chipotle and Panera, which combine value with a semblance…Read More »
Grandma Launches Kickstarter To Fund Her Giant Penis Quilting Business
Here is your story of the day. Holly Stewart from Kansas City, Missouri has a penis quilting business and she wants you to fund it. Yep. Penis. Quilting. Business. They come in all shapes and sizes. Big ol’ fat quilt…Read More »
Republicans Plan To Take Back The Senate Through A Low-Budget Web Game
The Republican Party has had a pretty rough time since Obama’s first presidential term in 2008. Young Republicans across the nation demanded change from the party and change is here, my friends. The GOP’s plan is to take control of…Read More »
Here Are The People Who Drafted Tim Tebow In Their Fantasy Drafts
Our Lord and Savior, Tim Tebow has been out of the NFL for over a year now. He’s now an analyst for the SEC Network. That’s not stopping people from drafting him into their fantasy leagues. Tebow is owned in…Read More »
